The world is mostly filth. Being human is mostly about navigating the grossness and keeping it away. We’re the ones who wash our hands in public restrooms, dammit! But every once in a while, you get a stark reminder that you are in fact a disgusting organism. I’m talking about … Your home is full…

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This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. We always knew that the future would be cool, but we didn’t think it’d be so generic-looking. Every new product resembles the love child of an iPhone and a slightly more squarish iPhone.…

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As weird monkeys with too much imagination, we humans generally like some outside-the-box thinking. Whether it’s a time-saving lifehack or a crazy new potato chip flavor, we’re all about being creative and doing the unexpected. However, when it comes to solving big issues, we tend to be more reserved, carefully weighing options and making rational…

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Law enforcement is always mixed up with politics. It’s hard to so much as mention the police without someone bringing up racism or corruption. We’re not here to tackle those issues today. We’re just plain not smart enough. Instead, we’re here to tackle much simpler subject matter: bumbling doofus cops, and the dingus mistakes they…

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Let’s face it, you don’t really expect that any of your favorite action heroes are going to live up to their on-screen reputations in reality. They might drop-kick cruise missiles onscreen, but you at least half-suspect that any one of these millionaire actors would thoroughly ruin their designer jeans if they were held up at…

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I’m really fucking annoyed right now. For multiple reasons. First off, I haven’t had an open Thursday night since like, the 90s, all thanks to Shonda fucking Rhimes and her life-ruining, ugly-crying, unrealistically stupid medical drama show that I’ve been sucked into watching for like, 87 years straight. I’m obviously talking about  And while we’re…

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Today, we’re surprised when a few months go by without Disney announcing a new Star Wars movie, but things were very different in the ’70s and ’80s. In fact, it’s a miracle the Original Trilogy got made at all, given how much of a white-knuckle nonstop carousel of suffering it was. Behind all the magic…

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Nick Viall will be returning to your television screen, but this time he won’t be trying to get rejected find love. reported on Monday that Nick will appear in season two of ABC’s . ABC, of course, being the only network in the history of networks that has ever thought putting Nick Viall consistently on…

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Video game companies employ hundreds of hardworking artists, designers, and writers to make players feel like they really are an annoying bandicoot or a giant-breasted treasure hunter in a fully realized universe. But that universe can come undone in an instant when a game turns into a crass advertisement for products from the real world.…

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Action movie props are designed to look cool and sell toys. That’s why one of our favorite hobbies is to imagine just what the hell the in-universe inventors of this shit were thinking. For example, consider how … We should take a moment here to mock a related gadget from movies that supposedly take place…

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