10+ People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System

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In a world where we’re constantly being told what to do, it’s often tempting to rebel against the system and stop doing as we’re instructed. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, there’s another, more subtle way to fight back against the establishment. How? By following the rules as literally as possible! Don’t know how? Then scroll on for some covert anti-establishment inspiration. Don’t forget to vote for the funniest!

#1 You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870

#2 This Peanut Sale

#3 Mortality Is Real

#4 My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, “So Just A Generic Party?” This Is The Result

#5 By Customer Request

#6 My Mom Told Me To “Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting”

#7 Breastfeeding Request

#8 Arriva Has Banned Shorts As A Part Of Their Uniform, Offering Only Pants Or Skirts Regardless Of Weather

#9 You’re Welcome, Mum

#10 My Wife Asked Me To Take Some Pictures With My New Selfie Stick When Doing Stuff Throughout The Day

#12 Insert Card As Shown

#13 How To Draw A Sheep

#14 Saw This On My Facebook Feed Today

#15 I’m On It

#16 Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

#17 He Chose… Wisely

#18 Can’t Argue With That

#19 School District Doesn’t Allow Halloween Costumes

#20 Marc With A C

#22 My Dad Asked The Waitress For “One Very Small Check” I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response

#23 How To Cook Pork & Caramelised Chestnut Stuffing

#24 Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

#25 Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn’t Go Outside

#26 Because, Screw You And Your “End User License Agreement”

#27 My Wife Asked Me To Put The Cake In The Oven At 120 Degrees. Took Some Doing, But I Managed It

#28 Hug Left Curb When Leaving

#29 I Never Imagined The Golden Gate Bridge Was As Bike Friendly As It Is

#30 The Poor Girl Actually Stopped Walking

#32 Complying With The Rules

#33 Literally

#34 I Have No Words For This One

#35 When You’re Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige

#36 My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

#37 I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said “Health Inspector Asked ‘What’s This Jar?’ And I Said Nothing, It’s Empty, And She Said ‘Everything Has To Be Labeled’ So I Labeled It.”

#38 My Brother Got Bored Waiting At The Pharmacy

#39 Why People Don’t Obey Signs

#40 Bus Driver Near Busy Stop Ticketed For Letting Passengers Get Off Early Due To Congestion. Reaction: Today Bus Drivers Coordinated To Do Things By The Book And Only Stop Exactly At Bus Stops; Huge Line-Up Ensues

#42 Draw Bridge

#43 My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything

#44 Mom Asked Me To Put The Toilet Paper On The Shelf

#45 Well… Okay

#46 My Parents Are On A Short Vacation And Asked Me To Stop By And “Secure The Dog”. Mission Accomplished

#47 This Bathroom Closure

#48 My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let’s Just Say She’s Pretty Happy Today

#49 He Was Just Following Orders

#50 It’s Not Working

#52 Touch Only With Your Eyes

#53 Roommate Asked Me To Talk To Her Plants While She Was Away

#54 When You Pause And Say “Uh” When They Ask Your Name At Starbucks

#55 Siri Conforms

#56 What A Smart Ass

#57 Malaysian Prince Dons Hulk Hands After Being Told He Must Wear Gloves For Handshakes With Women

#58 It’s Not Working

#59 Parking: Nailed It

#60 Valuables Under Watch

#62 Happened To Notice My Neighbor’s Car Door Open During A Massive Sleet Storm. She Told Me To Mind My Own Business Last Time We Talked

#63 My Grandmother Has Insisted For Years That “A Good Scottish Country House Just Isn’t Complete Without A Wall Mounted Stag Head.” My Mum Finally Caved

#64 The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage

#65 Well Okay, If You Think It’ll Help

#66 My Wife Asked For “Laser Hair Removal” For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

#67 It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins Young

#68 Please Fall In Line

#69 This Is My Spot

#70 I Asked For The Restaurant To Go Easy On The Mustard And This Came Out

#72 I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This

#73 So I Asked For Extra Pickles Today At Subway

#74 Ok, But I Don’t Think It’ll Work

#75 If You Insist

#76 Whoever Runs The Overwatch Twitter Account Knows How It’s Done

#77 Take It They Said. So I Did

#78 Okay, Heads Up!

#79 Just Following Directions

#80 The Importance Of Following Instructions

#82 Eat Me

#83 Inaccurate Instructions Are Inaccurate

#84 Roommate Needed A Blank Trophy As A Prop

#85 When You Ask For Sour Cream On The Side

#86 Got It

#87 Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

#88 I Told My Brother To Print Out A Dot-To-Dot For Our Sister. He Came Back With This

#89 Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her

#90 Saw This Above The Urinals In The Bathroom At Work This Morning

#92 Blurry Conformists Are Still Conformists

#93 Just Following Directions

#94 I’m Not Very Good At Drawing, But I Hope This Suffices

#95 Conformity At Its Finest

#96 Conformist

#97 Not Going To Replace The Towel Drop Bin?

#98 When You Go To McDonald’s And Ask For An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only

#99 Instructions Unclear

#100 My Sister Asked My 6’5″ Nephew To Bring In The Costco Run

#102 Mom Asked Me To Rip Up A Carpet For Her. I Think I Did A Good Job

#103 KFC Told Me To

#104 How To Follow Rules

#105 Radar, Go To Bed!

#106 Filled The Gap With Silicone

#107 They Said Get A Cake On Tuesday

#108 So The Cashier Asked Me For My John Hancock, I Delivered

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